“Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells in the morning, the bruised shins of the playground, the small fears that come with dusk, the streets and squares and monuments and shops that constitute one's first universe.”
“They say music can alter moves and talk to you. Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? WIll if it can and the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault...and I'll get sued!”
“The force of the bundle is with us. We are the champions of the all you can eat cyber buffet, giving our customers unlimited fixed-price telephony, unlimited fixed-price hi-speed Internet, unlimited fixed-price dial-up Internet and multi-channel television,”
“I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
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